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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:22

Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No way
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is there a future where LA's wildfire seasons no longer exist?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Your daily horoscope: June 17, 2025 - The Globe and Mail
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Why are men today so pussiefied?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
So they tried
Do you need goggles for red light therapy?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.